ANALLOGY - The Series of Shitty Comparisons

It is difficult for people to understand simple language when we say – please follow traffic rules, please do not smoke in public areas, please do not cross the railway crossing when the gates are down and so many things. They fail to either comprehend the gravity of the situation or simply do not give a damn about the rules. Because, rules are for fools eh? And rules are meant to be broken?

This is something like the anal training parents give to their children while they still do not know to clean their bowels. This blog will address to such people who know to clean their bowels but still do not wish to. Introducing, the analogy of Anal Training which would either rate them as uncultured, untrained toddlers and give them some proper analogies which would teach them why they should keep their bowels clean and save the world.

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Waiting for a miracle

The mirage isn’t real, the moon isn’t near, the hope, probably feeble, and life, certainly terse. A verse, has to be written to tell a story. Because this fairy tale, is getting gory. You wished for a smile, and walked through the isle, you wished for the reveries to come true. A fine friend, you expected. A flawed foe, and a marred knot, you got. While I hopefully craved for the dawn, you eclipsed into despair with a resentful scorn. Emotions began to take turns on the weighing scale. My pains versus yours, versus our trust getting frail. Giving up may not be your forte, and winning may not be mine. Deprived and devoid of love, we live together, waiting for tides to change, waiting for a sign from Above, waiting for the impossible, waiting for a miracle.

Where’s the Middle Ground?

If you are a middle-class man and married recently, there must be an incessant turmoil going on in your mind. You must be thinking, “why me?” There were times when nobody cared what you did, or said. But now, after you are married, everyone questions your decisions and actions (even inactions). You are blamed for posing a “changed” (read, spoilt ) behaviour and it is basically not you – it's because of YOUR WIFE, who has drastically changed you as per her convenience and necessities, just because you are like clay in your thirties. Anybody can manipulate you and make you their slave, right? That’s the intention of every marriage – to enslave all of “Man” kind. The mother-sister combo tries that for a particular period with all their love. To some extent they succeed without any resistance from you. Because, you too love them back equally for everything they did to you, right from your birth till your marriage. Now that you have become their most prized possession, it is nearl...

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